not quite this low effort but considerably more like food

oslo, february 2020
this is actually just my cat getting stonkingly high but it felt relatable; who amongst us is not a small creature, wrecked, in a foetal position on the floor?

Yes, he’s a twenty year old Formula One driver but they’ll only spend it on Question Time otherwise

Hazel Southwell

Professional motorsport journalist who puts things here when I know nowhere will really take them but think they need writing.

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